HELEN

That. THAT is Helen ^(AKA What... AKA the love of my whole actual life)
(ain't she perty? )

She is all kinds of perfect.

I can prove it.

LOOK AT THIS. It all makes sense now doesn't it? DOESN'T IT?!

SHE LITERALLY MAKES ACTUAL TEARS APPEAR IN MY ACTUAL EYES. DON'T BELIEVE ME? THIS AND THIS AND ESPECIALLY THIS SHOULD HAVE YOU SANGING ANOTHER TUNE . WORD

HER MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE FANBOYS (AND GIRLS. AND MOST MAMMALS.) TO THE YARD.

THIS IS AN APPRECIATION BLOG.

SO APPRECIATE.

(WHEN SHE COMES TO AFRICA WE'RE GONNA GET ACTUAL REAL LIFE MARRIED. IT'S TRUE LOVE.)

(HI HELEN )