I made a lame superhero, come look.

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Okay it's just the gear because I suck at actual bodies, but you get the gist.

GEAR:
torn multiple times
repaired with silver duct tape
includes X over heart from protection
thigh holster for weapon of choice: duct tape
may also carry needle and thread but never scissors--they may tear the suit

CAUTION:
has tendency to slap frantic persons and shout KEEP IT TOGETHER!

appears in times of need, such as: panicking, torn clothing/paper, and pointless arguing.

ALIAS: Kendall Ivan Taylor


I do this thing where when someone ends a sentence with 'man' I just come up with really, really, really lame superheroes. Like, this morning, my sister said, "You know what I'm saying, man?" and I was like, that's totally a surfer dude. And his twin is Just Saying Man, who is more stuck up than You Know What I'm Saying Man.

What is my life.

Right now I have: Hey Man, who only ever says hey (he's really annoying); Comma Man, who corrects grammar (he can be annoying, but he's pretty nice about his corrections); Tax Man, who everyone hates (obviously); and No Offense Man, who I can't decide is nice or a douche. If he was nice, he'd be all quiet and just be like, "hey, uh, they didn't mean anything. so you shouldn't be offended. please?"

Aw, he's so cute; he'll be nice.

But I have backstories for all of these dudes already. Which is ridiculous. I think I might have to write a thing about each of them, and they'll be so lame but I'll be pleased.
June 17th, 2013 at 12:05am