I lack inspiration.

I seriously lack a lot of inspiration right now.
I've been wanting to write something, anything, for the past who knows how many days.
But to no avail.
Unfortunately..
Irritatingly.
Aggravatingly.
What is wrong with me?
I'm over here like, "Okay B, just write this shit out, look deep into your soul and type until it's all in front of you."
And then I'm just staring at a blank page.
Does that mean I'm soulless?
That's a really weird looking word, soulless.
I can't even write this blog post,
I don't know what I want to say.
Do I even have any thing left to say?
Does anyone else have a way of getting rid of writer's block?
I like reading suggestions.
At this point, I don't care if it's standing on my head, singing the alphabet backwards, completely naked. As long as it works for you, I'm willing to give it a shot!
Okay, go!