Violence is the new flirting.

So I'm at church and I punch my buddy in the arm, it escalated to him hitting me back, I had him in a headlock and so on and so forth. Someone walks in and says "Aw, Y'all are cute!" Immediately we both split up and walked separate ways. Well we later went back to our punching each other routine! We got weird stares. So.. We inevitably acted as if we were enjoyed beating eachother up! So now people think we have crushes on each other! The creepy thing is, WE ARE 3 YEARS APART! If he were the older one, I'd be fine. But.. I'm older than he is!! It's so awkward. But all in all if you're madly in love with somebody and you don't know how to say it just stab them in the shoulder I guess.