I'm doing a Q&A

I found these questions over on semolina's blog. I thought it was interesting and thought I would fill it out myself. Alright, let's dive into it, then.

Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed?
It depends if I'm lazy or not to leave it open.

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
No.

Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room?
No.

Where is your next vacation?
I suppose I am on a vacation, raising a child.

Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
I didn't personally, but I was there to witness it happening. I was against it.

Who do you think reads these?
No one.

Do you have a calendar in your room?
No.

Where are you?
My room, on my bed.

What’s your plan for the day?
Night has fallen upon the tired, and day has bid adieu.

Are you reading any books right now?
American Gods.

Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
When I was little. I do occasionally, if my mind isn't really occupied with anything overwhelming.

Have you ever peed in the woods?
Yes, and it was horribly uncomfortable.

Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
Yes, to entertain my son.

Do you chew your pens and pencils?
No.

What is your “Song of the Week"?
Even the Score is a lovely song with an amazing female vocalist in the band Toronto.

Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
My little boy owns a pink shirt.

Do you still watch cartoons?
Have to, got a little boy.

Whats your favorite love movie?
Don't watch 'em, much. So, I really can't say.

What do you drink with dinner?
Water, pretty much.

What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in?
Nothing, don't eat 'em.

What is your favorite food/cuisine?
Bangers and Mash (Sausages and Mashed Potato).

What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Any Disney movie.

Last person you hugged/kissed?
My little boy.

Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
One session, one day, or whatever it is they say.

Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Yes, I love my body. I am proud of my cleavage.

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
A couple months ago, ex-boyfriend, father of my son. It was to tell him to get his act together or I would not let him see his baby (before I gave birth). I regretted it, horribly.

Can you change the oil on a car?
I learned once, might not remember now. Long time ago.

Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Nope.

Run out of gas?
Don't have a car, sadly.

Favorite kind of sandwich?
Vegemite sandwich. Egg & Mayonnaise sandwich. Carrot sandwich.

Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Porridge/Oatmeal.

What is your usual bedtime?
Sadly, it is very early.

Are you lazy?
Occasionally.

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Never did Halloween.

Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No.

Which are better, legos or lincoln logs?
Legos, I don't know what Lincoln logs are.

Are you stubborn?
With things that are important, but people who are stubborn for no fucking reason about little things are fucking obnoxious. [Copy answer, because I feel the same way.

Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
Neither. I think they both have asses for heads.

Ever watch soap operas?
Yes.

Afraid of heights?
No.

Sing in the car?
Yes.

Dance in the shower?
Yes.

Dance in the car?
Yes.

Ever used a gun?
Yes.

Do you think musicals are cheesy?
I only watch Phantom of the Opera.

Is Christmas stressful?
Not really, it falls into a quiet lull.

Ever eat a pierogi?
Don't know what it is.

Major annoyance right now?
My mother telling me to be more responsible when that is all I have been.

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Fireman, and a fairy. Believe it or not.

Do you believe in ghosts?
I'd like to believe but I'm far too logical and no-nonsense type person.

Ever have a deja-vu feeling?
Quite a lot in random places.

Do you take a vitamin daily?
No.

Wear slippers?
Sometimes. My feet are the center point for cold, and when they get cold, let me tell you they are freezing!!

Wear a bathrobe?
Sometimes.

What do you wear to bed?
Bra and undies - any season.

Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
K-Mart and Target. No Wal-Mart in Oz.

Nike or Adidas?
Neither.

Cheetos Or Fritos?
Neither.

Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Neither.

Ever hear of, “gorp"?
Is that real? Because, no.

Ever taken karate?
I almost joined a karate class, but the day before I was going to sign up, I stubbed my toe. I just put it off forever after that.

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes, I've had girlfriends, even kissed my best girl friend who I did not have feelings for - we were both tipsy.

Can you curl your tongue?
Yes.

Ever won a spelling bee?
Not an official spelling bee, but I did win a couple in-school spelling bees.

Ever cried because you were so happy?
Once or twice. I'm not really someone who is overly emotional or emotional enough to show it.

Own any record albums?
Plenty to keep me satisfied.

Own a record player?
I found one in my grandfather's attic, along with record albums and singles.

Regularly burn incense?
No.

Ever been in love?
I was in love with the guy not that long ago. I had a son with him - I'd like to say we're friends, but it's hard to say what it is.

Hot tea or cold tea?
I like them both, but I prefer ice tea more.

Tea or coffee?
Tea.

Favorite kind of cookie?
Macadamia

Can you swim well?
No, I never really had time for swimming when I was younger.

Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
Can't everybody do that?

Are you patient?
Yes, and the only one in my family.

Ever won a contest?
Not official contests.

Ever had plastic surgery?
Oh yeah, all over. No.

Which are better black or green olives?
Black olives, but I can tolerate green olives.

Can you knit or crochet?
No, I cannot.

Wash room or bathroom?
I have a bathroom, but this question is weird.

Do you want to get married?
Yes, but I'm not going to say yes to first guy that asks.

Who was your High School crush?
This one guy, he had a girlfriend at the time I had a crush on him, I never really got over it until he left school. They broke up not long before he left but I knew nothing would happen between us because everyone thought I was weird when I admitted once in Health Ed. that I masturbate. Since then, no one in that school approached me.

Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
No, I've always been a passive person.

Do you have kids?
Yes - a son.

Do you want kids?
I want more kids.

What kind of mom are you?
I think I'm doing a good job raising my son. He's an angel really, but I think you're only as good as a mother if you stick to your beliefs, and what you feel is right.

Do you miss anyone right now?
I had to think about this, and so I think I can say, no.

Who do you want to see right now?
I want to see Stephen Fry, maybe Roger Waters. No, definitely Morrissey.