I just have to share this with yall because FUNNY! Oh my god, like seriously. This just happened and I have to tell someone about it because HAHAHAHA BOYS ARE SO DUMB LIKE SERIOUSLY?! Okay, so I gave this guy my number a while back (we'll call him Batman) because he asked me so why not. But sometimes I just wonder about him because WOW NOTHING UPSTAIRS. Just here:
Yall know how social awkward I am by now, I'm sure and just yeah, but here is the conversation via text we literally just had:
Batman: You're awesome lol [because I said I was the joker basically]
Me: Of course ;)
Batman: Oh is someone getting flirty?
Me: Lmao! No, someone was getting sarcastic.
Batman: Damn
Me: QAQ I don't know how to flirting. How does one flirting?
Batman: Are you serious?
Me: Do I sound serious?
Batman: Yea
Me: QAQ <- Does this look like a serious face to you?
Batman: Yea yea it does lol well flirting is like playing around but showing a person you like them Idk how to say it really
Me: Oh my god are you high
He texted me back while I'm typing this so I'll go see what he said after that once I post this and give yall updates but seriously, yall. Boys. Really? Are you feeling okay? Do you need to sit down? No really. Try to make that face without laughing. I dare you. Then tell me it's a serious face. Then try asking an eighteen year old pansexual if they really don't know what flirting is. Like, honey, I've flirted with more girls than you've even thought about putting your dick inside. Hell, flirting is like my nervous reaction to just about everything. I do it accidentally without realizing it. I just... I don't know what to do with this. I'm crying. Oh my god
edit: So he then went on to say I should come over to his house and see if he was alright so I said I didn't know what to do with him... ::facepalm: Boys are also relentless, apparently.
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