7th GIF Is the way your life was 2 years ago:
Guys, I swear I've changed.
23rd is your life right now:
:< Okay, I know this looks bad... because I said I changed but you know,I didn't say I changed for the better. #yoloSwagGrindonMiPapi.
9th is your Boyfriend:
And I can't take him any goddamn where... fucking A.
35th is your reaction to your breakup:
I'm a straight up boss, breakups don't phase me, son.
I could have another you in a minute
Matter fact he'll be here in a minute, baby
Yeah, I did just go Beyonce on your ass, whatcha gonna do? Get your damn box, that's what I thought.
15th is your new husband:
I ain't complainin' he's cute.
Better than the one before.
Mhm
2nd is you on your wedding day:
So, all the serious people exit stage right.
Exit.
Stage.
Right.
14th is you finding out you’re pregnant:
Well... I am fucking happy as a damn ballerina getting to be the primmadona!
11th is your husbands reaction:
WHATDAFUQ?
It's your damn baby
Freaking
You payin' child support if you leave.
22nd is your first born child:
Uhm.
Jose
Those are for uh
When daddy and I play swordfight
Sometimes I get stabbed.
3rd is your reaction to your child’s first date:
16th is your spouse’s reaction:
>:[
Well
DAMN
20th is how your child got into college:
Gotta do whatcha gotta do
8th is your reaction to them leaving home:
I'm not the most adoring mother...
Am I?
17th is your reaction to your child getting married:
I obviously don't approve of your choices. Is it over, already?
12th is your spouse’s reaction:
::facepalm: What do I even do with you?
30th is your reaction to finding out you’re a Grandparent:
Like
I don't give a fuck
I'm a smart raccoon.
42nd is how you die:
I was pimp slapped to death.
What even is my life?
33rd is you in an afterlife:
I think about the more complicated things in life.
Dream Edition
1. Another day is ending, time to go to sleep. Your 21st gif is your last thought before you slip into unconscious:
Which isn't normally what I think about...
2. Your 51st gif is the world you find yourself in:
Oh yay, I'm in the world of Buffy
Is Spike around?
Or Angel?
They can bite me any day.
3. How you feel in a dream can be the difference between a pleasant dream and a nightmare, 13th shows how you are feeling:
I'm not quiet sure how I'm feeling, but I am positive that this isn't appropriate? Is it? I mean, I don't think we're supposed to be humping the ground but uh... it's my dream so I'll go with it.
4. What kind of dream doesn’t have some sort of guide to follow you around? 24th gif is your guide and will stick around with you in this dream:
Well, hey there yourself you little minx,c'mere.
BEST DREAM EVER.
5. You and your guide are walking and minding your own business when an angry mob runs up to you. They have sharp sticks and torches so you better do something and fast! 18th gif is what you do:
I go Kanye on they asses.
That's right
Put your shit in reverse
Because I ain't messin' with no broke-broke.
6. The mob leaves and fall down into a river. Your guide is no where to be seen and you can’t swim. 1st gif is how you feel about your situation:
Everything is fine if you dance it out.
Everything.
7. There’s good news and bad news. The good news is that you don’t have to worry about drowning. The bad news is the river is turning into Jello. 44th gif is how you react:
It's all cool. D'is girl can handle her smoke - er jell-o.
8. You are now at someone's home with your guide, the incident with the mob and river forgotten. You wait patiently while your guide does something weird. 66th gif is what your guide is doing:
Well, way to ruin my dream.
Thanks.
9. The ceiling caves in and you notice something among the rubble. 4th gif is what it is:
I'm slightly conflicted with my finding...
10. More weird stuff is going on inside the house, 31st gif is whats going on:
WHY
ARE YOU DOING THAT?
11. Time to get out of here. You transport to somewhere new. 19th gif is where you are now:
I just don't even know anymore.
I am lost
in my dream
because the...
ugh
12. Your guide is still with you and talking in gibberish. 25th gif is how you react:
This is very accurate.
Creepily so.
13. This dream is starting to turn more into a nightmare. You’re greatest fear, your 13th gif, has appeared:
THE BUTT
MY BIGGEST FEAR
GET IT AWAY
I MIGHT GRAB IT
GET IT AWAY
14. RUN! But your legs feel like concrete you can’t move fast enough! You have to call for help. 34th gif is your hero:
This isn't how I imagined getting saved
hurhurhur
but if you insist.
15. Well, the hero isn’t much help. Your fear is catching up to you and you are now sinking in a pit of darkness. 72nd gif your last action before you are consumed:
Not going out without a fight.
16. You wake up, alarm buzzing and heart pounding. Your last gif is how you’re feeling:
17. What a dream. You tell your friends about your night adventure. 92nd gif is their reaction:
My friends ladies and gentlemen.
It's done.
That was pretty fun. It was very time consuming though because I suck at counting I was on photobucket like 3, 6, 9, 12, 15, 18... what number did I just say? Which number did it say I needed? Uhhh. Then I almost raged because my laptop decided it was going to freeze, everything froze up.
JUST LET ME COPY THE LINK LAPTOP OMG.
I was swearing like a sailor.
But my laptop knows I love her.
Where would I get all my porn from?
I know.
Well, I haven't ate anything because supper was nasty and I think I'm going to go fix me some noodles, watch me some Misfits, and then go to bed reading uhh The Silence of the Lambs. Maybe I will have a nice little dream that involves some booty.
Lmfao
My fear, guys, my fear.