Day Ten: Something You Love About Johnny Christ
JONATHAN SEWARD!
Oh how I love that garden gnome. Johnny is a badass little bassist and no one will make me believe otherwise. His hair is the most awesome hair out of all the awesome hairs. He plays the shit out of the bass (I love the bass solo in Blinded in Chains) and I just wanna hug and make fun of him. Apparently drunk Johnny is the greatest thing in creation to witness and I'd love to see that because I'm sure it's entertaining. I love Johnny and I feel like he's so under appreciated. He seems like a genuinely sweet and caring guy when he's not being a little shithead. I'd go drinking with that guy...maybe kick over a few garden gnomes (Johnny not being one of them). In other words, Johnny Christ is the fucking man. Deal with it.