So listen... this is something really important, mmkay? Cuz I really am at a point where I can't....I just can't handle myself. Like the FEELZ are too much for me to handle. Like my emotional hard drive is overheating. Cuz my goodness, my ovaries have been obliterated for good.
You know, in case the other incredibly attractive Asian men didn't do a good enough job. Yup, won't be bearin' any children, NOPE.
Now you people may be wondering why, let me enlighten you.
Are you ready? Probably not, but here you go.
So...you know how I like extremely attractive Asian men, right? Well, I think I found the ultimate, #1 offender in ovaries combustion.
---and his name is Godfrey Gao, and he is a pantless warlock.
Yea, that's right folks. Well, technically, he plays a warlock by the name of Magnus Bane in a movie called The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones. And this is him:
...If that picture wasn't UMPH enough, where here's him more up close and personal:
Oh, and I wasn't kidding about not having pants on. In the movie, he first came out in his own underwear.
Listen...I don't even know what to say so I'm gonna just---
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