I love wordplay.

It's the best thing. I make so many puns. My sister does too. There's one joke from the Mini Page she's been laughing at for like a month now. I can only remember the punchline was 'shroom, shroom.' But it was stupid.

I made myself cry today with such a stupid play on words. My mom picked up a bowl and asked why we were keeping it, because it's cracked. And I said, "For memories of a time when it was a whole bowl, and not just a bowl with a hole."

I'm so disappointed in myself.

But seriously, if you make a pun around me, there's a 10000% chance I'm going to laugh. And if you set something up that can be made into a pun, I'm going to make a pun. It's a law of nature.

I also enjoy double meanings and twisting what someone's said into something else.

My dog just hit my foot with her butt. I feel violated.