Not that im complaining

Now I'm not saying that having a boyfriend is the only thing that could make me happy, what I am saying however is that it would be nice to have one. Now let me rephrase that, to have at least one boyfriend in my life.. I'm 18 and have never been kissed, sadly I've been single for so long that being alone doesn't bother me too much. I'm just saying... I understand that a guy will probably never want to date me, it'd still be nice to have one lol, probably the reasons why I won't are because, lets be honest, who would want to date someone like me? Most guys prefer girls whom are shorter than them, I'd have to find like a 7ft tall guy (I'm 5'11 maybe taller I'm in too much denile to measure myself again out of the fear I have grown some more), but even then it'd be a long shot with the whole your stomach looks like jaba da huts mom, you have a deep voice for a chick, an odd laugh, and the whole im inexpirenced when it comes to kissing because I'm more virgin than a nun thing...
Some might say I have perks... I say ehh..
I like animals, furry, scaley, prickly,featherly, you name it I like it (yes even some bugs)
I like anime, you name it I've probably seen it
I like hiking, ironicly
I enjoy scary movies I don't usually scare easily
I love the color green
I clean
I cook (mostly vegetarian)
I love comedy and dirty jokes
I like kids
I'm artsy I like photography and drawing
I love rock and Techno
And all in all I'm mostly a tom Boy (I can bench press 170lbs) and work on a farm ;)