Something that makes me irrationally irritated.

My friends talking about their boys. I just. Ugh. Okay. I have this thing where I just don't like hearing about real life romance and shit, okay? I just don't like it. It bothers me. I don't know why.

And then when friends are just going on and on about Fantastic Boy, I can't stand it. Especially when Fantastic Boy is not fantastic and everyone can see it but friend.

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I tell my friends I don't want to hear about their boys. And then they tell me about their boys and I respond with as few syllables as possible. If it's over the phone or in person, I don't even use words.

It makes me a bad friend for getting this way about someone important to them but I just cannot. I can't do it. I've never liked hearing about boys. Even when I thought I liked boys.

So yeah, I am a bad person, but I am also very annoyed so I don't even care.

[just stop talking about the boy you know I don't like please oh my god]