Keep me awake Mibba

It's just after four here and my bus doesn't come until six so, people of Mibba I need your help.
I really can't fall asleep at work, it means lots of mean things that will make me start crying again so please talk to me.
I don't care what about I just need to stay awake for another two hours until I can go home.I'll get home at 8 sleep till 5 and then have to leave for work again, this week is gonna sting like a bitch.
Plus my ipod is dead, so is my kindle, only my phone is left, along with the TV but only those crappy sales shows are on.
So yeah, please help me stay awake!!!