The woman behind us was not impressed.

So my mother, my sister, and myself went to Kohl's today because my sister needed more clothes for work. Once we had exhausted the Juniors section, my mom asked if we needed anything else, and I said I wanted some sports bras (because boobs are stupid). And Jackie (my sister) said, 'For sport?' and I replied with, 'I am teaching my boobs to play sports. Soon they will be able to catch a football.

My mom lost it. My sister lost it. I just kind of smiled because I wasn't trying to be funny.

We noticed this woman walking past us and she totally gave us a look. But I'm used to it; our family is pretty weird.

My mom just told my dad about it, and I warned her he didn't want to hear about it but she was very proud of my wit. Needless to say, he did not find it funny.

So yeah, that's my accomplishment of the day.