So, you know, I'm just sitting on my couch, minding my own business, and I decided I wanted some sustenance. My sister's just brought in honey joys from the kitchen fridge and brings one over because she's handing them out to everybody.
My cat is asleep next to me on the couch. I start eating said honey joy and just enjoying the sweetness and such I've had sweet food cravings, whatever and my cat wakes up and bashes my head out of the way so he can lick the paper and all the honey left on it.
Like, what the hell? No, dammit! It's my honey joy. Go eat your own cat food.
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