There is a reason why I never try to make friends.

I tend to over think things. Like, seriously overthink. I was trying to make new friends on this site, and this is how my thought process went.

"I hope he doesn't think I'm weird."
"Am I messaging her back too soon?"
"How often should I message them?"
"How often is too often?"
"Oh my god, it's been 10 minutes they think I'm weird I just ruined any chances I had for being best friends with them."
"What do I say? Why is it so difficult for me to say what I'm up to? Do I tell them I'm in bed? Is that weird?"
"Am I talking about my cat too much?"
"Can they see me picking my nose?"
"I just farted I hope they didn't hear that. Of course they didn't THEY LIVE MILES AWAY."
"What do I say now?"
"Do I ask what their favorite color is?"
"Do they think I'm too awkward?"
"This is why I don't have friends."

That's it. Right there. I'm awkward.