Erm, hi?

So, I know for a fact that nobody is EVER gonna read this, but whatever...

Uh, so I'm like this bookworm-fangirl-musician-artist, who is a major weirdo... I'm also a writing veteran working on her second novel in a year, which makes me really proud to admit, and I read a shit ton...

So I'm just gonna take this (insignificant and random) blog post to introduce myself, I guess...

NAME: I'm not telling you my real one, but you can call me Satan

AGE: (you creep, why are you pedo-ing about, wanting to know my age?) Just kidding... All I'm saying is that I'm not actually 18

COUNTRY/STATE OF RESIDENCE/BIRTH: Well yeah, I'm from Brazil, but I move around quite a bit (not much recently), so don't think a person is from a certain place just 'cause they live there... I used to live in the US (in sunny Florida, I'll have you know), then I moved back to Brazil for 5 shitty years in a place I'm not gonna mention, 2 years in my beloved hometown (Rio de Janeiro) and now I've been living in my crappy (not really, but it's ugly and polluted) city for 3 years. All I can say is, "It's really fucking cold here"

Anywhore, I'm just gonna leave this here in writing:

I curse way too fucking much, but I don't give two shits, so if you have some form of a fucking problem with this, you can just fuck off.

Also, I will go out of my way to make you uncomfortable if you're a close friend of mine. You have been warned.

Okay, well I'm gonna go now... Bye!

Over and out!
~SS