Alice The Sarcastic Butth*le

I don't think I'm allowed to say Ass in title.... or Hole.

Anyways, I kinda wanna explain why I say that. No one asked me but it's just a fun thing.

The reason I do that is cuz I'm very sarastic... that wasn't sarcasm.

But I don't think people who read my blogs know that. I think my blogs are usually all fun and happy.

And I'm not a bubbly dtizy blonde. I was messaged that by someone. They said that to me....

I'd call you a pee face but I guess that counts as bashing. So I won't...

At times I say "......., said Alice the Sarcastic Asshole.

It's fun and I even say it when I'm talking in person to people. It's just fun.

So yeah.... I'm at my mommy's right now!

And my baby brother taught me how to roll my tongue into a taco! I was so excited and I danced around.

Fact: My mommy can do the "Oh wa ah ah ah" from Down With The Sickness by Disturbed!

Haha!

Mooshbye!