M Shadows Is Selling Himself.... Literally

You can bid to meet M Shadows. BID as in PAY MOOLAH for meeting Matt..

The link is here.

It's for charity, too.

God, if I had the money... I'd pay to meet him and then pay him to be my whore.

But, I'd have to be like Donald Trump or something. Obama, probably.

Damn, Matt.... why can't you be a two cent hoe like the rest of the world?! Why are you famous?! And hot?!

That's like paying to meet Morgan Freeman! The hell, bro?!

I'ma tell him that one of these days. Right up to his facial deformed face.

Which is true! Dimples are facial deformities of the face caused by lack of facial muscles.

I think all the muscles when to his arms and chest...

But it's cute on him anyways so it doesn't matter!!

Anyways, I'm done!

Mooshbye!