Whoooo.

So, I'm insanely bored and listening to David Bowie. Which means that I've been inspired to attempt to be a female. (Totally logical, of course.)

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This means that I decided to attempt to play with my hair and do different things with it, but my hair looks like poo no matter what I do, so I gave up.

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I don't even want to get into make-up today, 'cause I'll cry, hence why that wasn't even on the list.

SO I SETTLED ON FAKE NAILS.

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That being said, I need occupation while I apply them that doesn't include:

A.) Walking my horse dog.
B.) Hand-picking corn.
C.) Playing guitar.
D.) Playing XBOX in an aggressive manner.

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WHICH LEAVES ME ONLY ONE OPTION...

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..............

GIVE TO ME YOUR STORIES TO READ! :D This benefits both you and I, honestly. I will read whatever you recommend/want me to read, and comment it. (Commenting shouldn't damage my nails to badly while they're drying.)

Let's get to this then.
January 7th, 2014 at 01:23am