So. || Story Recommendations.

I like the way this Marie Callender's commercial falsely advertises that their FROZEN potpies are INDIVIDUALLY made by a little old lady in gingham, who clearly had time to make MILLIONS of pies to fill the demand of grocery stores EVERYWHERE, and she does this because YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO THE SAME THINK FOR YOUR FAMILY, AND SO YOU NEED TO BUY FROZEN ONES.



If she can single-handedly crank out enough pies for stores across the globe, I THINK YOU CAN BE BOTHERED TO GET SOME FLOUR AND FIND THE NEWEST EDITION OF BETTY CROCKER AND LEARN HOW TO ROLL OUT SOME PIE CRUST AND SLAP SOME MEAT, VEGGIES, AND GRAVY INSIDE, OKAY?

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Anyway.

STORY RECOMMENDATIONS AHOY!

I'm Not Insane
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Eunoia
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Dead Inside

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Like Clockwork

or

Wake Up

or

Superheroes

OR ANYTHING ELSE BY herobrine. BECAUSE ALL OF IT IS SHEER BRILLIANCE.

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How are you all today?
January 13th, 2014 at 05:42am