PUBLIC MIBBA ANNOUNCEMENT! (Seriously)

I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT BRITTANY IS BETTER THAN YOU, READ DOWN FOR PROOF.
Okay, I'm just kidding... But really she is. But seriously. She is.
You can skip the italicized text if you want, I'll have a good paragraph at the end.

Brittany
‎6‎:‎45‎ ‎PM brb‏

me
‎6‎:‎45‎ ‎PM kay‏
hurry back‏
i miss you‏
already‏
omg‏
it's bee nlike‏
10 seconds‏
i'm sad‏
you're gone‏
omg‏
who am i gonna talk to‏
i'm sad‏
omg‏
come back‏
please‏
wife‏
wifey‏
‎6‎:‎46‎ ‎PM i'm spamming‏
i miss you‏
come back‏
hurry‏
i'm lonely‏
i'm a loser‏
lonely loser‏
come baaaaack‏
please‏
pls‏
plz‏
pleas‏
pleaseeeeeee‏
come back‏
come‏
back‏
back‏
come back‏
please‏
please‏
please‏
come back‏
come‏
ok‏
fine‏
(emo)

Brittany
‎6‎:‎50‎ ‎PM (flex)(emo)‏
bby‏
I‏
am‏
back‏

me
‎6‎:‎50‎ ‎PM <3‏
yay‏

Brittany
‎6‎:‎50‎ ‎PM <3‏

me
‎6‎:‎50‎ ‎PM :D‏

Brittany
‎6‎:‎50‎ ‎PM After all these years apart‏
you're still so perf‏

me
‎6‎:‎50‎ ‎PM awhhhh‏
and you've got‏
more‏
beautiful‏
I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE‏
BUT IT WAS‏

DO YOU SEE HOW CUTE SHE IS. SHE JUST, SHE MAKES ME SO HAPPY AND SHE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE AN ADMIRABLE PERSON AND <333 AND SHE'S ALSO SILLY, SEE FOLLOWING CHAT
vvv

me
‎7‎:‎59‎ ‎PM LOL‏
xD‏
still ironic cause‏
I'M THE PANTS‏
‎8‎:‎00‎ ‎PM YOU'RE THE NOT PANTS‏
IN THIS RELATIONSHIP‏

Brittany
‎8‎:‎00‎ ‎PM I have authority issues‏

me
‎8‎:‎00‎ ‎PM <_<‏

Brittany
‎8‎:‎00‎ ‎PM FUCKDAPOLISE‏

me
‎8‎:‎00‎ ‎PM LOL‏
‎8‎:‎01‎ ‎PM Polise omg‏

Her silliness is literally what keeps me going. <3

me
‎8‎:‎05‎ ‎PM wait i'm trying to‏
copy our conversation‏

Brittany
‎8‎:‎05‎ ‎PM does‏
this‏
make‏
it‏

me
‎8‎:‎05‎ ‎PM OMG‏

Brittany
‎8‎:‎05‎ ‎PM for you‏

me
‎8‎:‎05‎ ‎PM NO‏

Brittany
‎8‎:‎05‎ ‎PM hunny‏

me
‎8‎:‎05‎ ‎PM IT DOENS'T‏

Brittany
‎8‎:‎05‎ ‎PM bunny‏

me
‎8‎:‎05‎ ‎PM OMG‏

Brittany
‎8‎:‎05‎ ‎PM my love‏

me
‎8‎:‎05‎ ‎PM STHAP‏

Brittany
‎8‎:‎05‎ ‎PM and savior‏

me
‎8‎:‎05‎ ‎PM BRITTANY‏

Brittany
‎8‎:‎05‎ ‎PM youre‏
so‏
perf‏

me
‎8‎:‎05‎ ‎PM ._.‏
Are you finished?‏

Brittany
‎8‎:‎05‎ ‎PM :* done‏

SEE, AND SOMETIMES SHE EVEN DRIVES ME SO CUCKOO! BUT HER SASS, IT'S SO ATTRACTIVE. IT'S MAGNETIC!

Brittany
‎8‎:‎23‎ ‎PM xD‏
Man‏
I think I'mtoo sassy in the gif conversation thread‏
>.>‏

me
‎8‎:‎23‎ ‎PM oh please‏
sass is your middle name‏
right after sexy‏

Brittany
‎8‎:‎23‎ ‎PM Sexy Sassy P
‎8‎:‎24‎ ‎PM idk how that sounds‏

me
‎8‎:‎24‎ ‎PM Brittany sexy-sass p‏
<_<‏

Brittany
‎8‎:‎24‎ ‎PM but I should put that on my resume‏

me
‎8‎:‎24‎ ‎PM it sounds fantastic‏
I love it‏

Brittany
‎8‎:‎24‎ ‎PM I could be a dominatrix‏

and finally, to sum it up, why she will never leave me.

Brittany
‎8‎:‎30‎ ‎PM clicked‏
fucking‏

me
‎8‎:‎30‎ ‎PM DELETE IT‏

Brittany
‎8‎:‎30‎ ‎PM restart‏

me
‎8‎:‎30‎ ‎PM Oh lol‏
jk‏

Brittany
‎8‎:‎30‎ ‎PM I may go soon‏

me
‎8‎:‎30‎ ‎PM <_<‏
NO‏
WHY‏
WIFE‏

Brittany
‎8‎:‎30‎ ‎PM BEcause‏
fucking restart‏
I hit nter‏

me
‎8‎:‎30‎ ‎PM DAMN IT‏

Brittany
‎8‎:‎30‎ ‎PM at the wrongdamn time‏

me
‎8‎:‎30‎ ‎PM Y U LEAVE ME‏
YYYYY‏
Y H8 ME‏

Brittany
‎8‎:‎30‎ ‎PM nothing is happening yet‏
am I good‏

me
‎8‎:‎30‎ ‎PM NO‏

Brittany
‎8‎:‎30‎ ‎PM I may be be good‏

me
‎8‎:‎30‎ ‎PM YOU'RE NOT‏
YOU WON'T BE‏

Brittany
‎8‎:‎30‎ ‎PM FINE‏

me
‎8‎:‎30‎ ‎PM YOU CLICKED IT‏

Brittany
‎8‎:‎30‎ ‎PM FINE‏

me
‎8‎:‎30‎ ‎PM NO‏
NO‏
‎8‎:‎31‎ ‎PM PLESE DON'T LEAVE ME‏
DON'T MEAVE LE‏
MON'T DEAVE LE‏
LON'T MEAVE DE‏
<_<‏

Brittany
‎8‎:‎31‎ ‎PM YOU ARE SPEAKING LATIN ARENT YOU‏

me
‎8‎:‎32‎ ‎PM LOL‏
YES‏
I AM‏

All that silliness aside, Brittany is honestly one of the kindest girls ever. She is so funny and supportive and she can make anyone happy. AND SHE'S ACCEPTING. She's like, the ultimate wife, superwife, and I'm glad we're friends because she makes me really happy and I wouldn't change any of my life before this because everything that happened in my life before now, led me to meeting her.
Go talk to her,
because she will make you so happy. c:

- Tchao!