Eek. Crumbs. Old Blogs.

Do any of you come home at the end of the day, rip off your clothes and find mysterious crumbs between your boobs?

Maybe it's because I'm snacking all the time, but if the crumbs aren't in my chest, they're all over the front of my shirt. And no one ever tells me. I look like such a slob... which I am, but I don't want everyone else knowing that.

I haven't registered for classes yet. They start next week or something. I just know they'll all be full and I'll just be left with a fucked over schedule. Ugh, I hate registering for classes. It's like signing yourself up for... torture. :[

My friend who used to work at the gas station across the street told me that they got robbed last week. I wasn't around, so I missed all the action, but apparently the dude had a gun and he wanted all the money and all the Newports. LOL. I told him it was his fault because he left. No one ever wanted to rob the place with the big guy with facial hair and tattoos at the desk. Little do they know he sits there and reads Star Wars books all night. I miss him though because I'd sit in that gas station for hours, buying the stupid snacks and eating them in the one chair in the corner, then smoking cigarettes in the garage.

We used to sit in high school horticulture together and fuck around. Seven years later and we're sitting in a gas station doing the same old shit. It's comforting and weird at the same time.

XANGA. Did you guys ever have one? Because I downloaded my old archives and uploaded them to Wordpress... Oh my GOD it hurts to read it. It really hurts. It burns my eyes and it's like acid on my soul. It's shameful and bittersweet and kinda funny... It's a travesty. But there are little gems such as this one:

so carlos calls my phone
like two times. and im very sleepy and like.. GRR! but i eventually
pick it up and call him back. and he comes over claiming he has
something for me. i go shower. they’re here. i send mom to get the door.

AND ITS BEN!

:D he who claimed he wouldnt be here for thanksgiving, but is! and we
had so much fun going around and rounding up more people who i haven’t
seen in months! and then we went to columbia and spent a large amount
of time there. then we headed to kim’s hunan.

Really, I have to squint super hard and remember the good times I was trying to immortalize on this blog. As awful as it is, I'm kind of glad I have this because there are a lot of little moments that just fade away and you just forget. :|

Do any of you have any old embarrassing blog entries?