everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die {mibba challenge day one + hannibal rant/spoilers}

Day 1: Make a blog about your day, and you accepting the challenge (and this is where you can make list of the things you've completed!)

Well, I woke up at like 5 AM for no real reason, just felt like it. Then I blogged a little and queued some things for my band blog and made a new blog layout aaaaay and then I decided that instead of going crazy for my old draft of a story that I loved with my whole mind body and soul, I'll just rewrite it from memory because I still remember a lot of major details.

It's going to be a Hannibal fic. If you've never seen/watched Hannibal, you can still read the story, but you should watch it because it will change your life. I haven't finished it yet but I'm really close and Tumblr's pretty much ruined the series spoilerwise for me anyway so it's okay.

spoilers ahead losers

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YOU SEE THIS CUTIE WITH A BOOTY? Yeah that's Will Graham and he works for the FBI, analyzing crime scenes and empathyzing (sort of????) with murderers to help the FBI catch them. In his spare time, he rescues dogs from the side of the road and ruins my life looking like a cute lil puppy and his hair does this thing omg where it curls and gets all sweaty and sticks to his cute lil forehead and uGHHHHHHHH his catchphrase is this is my design and he also likes flowercrowns like lord have mercyyyyyyy

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THAT POUT THOOOOO yeah that's Hannibal Lecter and he doesn't even look/act like a cannibal until he's surgically removing organs from rude people (that's literally all he does, is kill rude people because #yolo). He's a psychiatrist and Will and him talk about life and boys and stuff (read: Hanni manipulates Will all the damn time) and I want to kiss him on his sassy face. He enjoys the fine arts, fine wine, and eating the rude. AND HE HAS THIS SNIFFING PEOPLE THING OH GOD (ALSO HE LIKES TO BE CUTE AND SASSY AND FIERCE AND HIS ACCENT MAKES ME WANT TO DIE) (AND OH YEAH THAT SMOOTH MOTHERFRICKER CAN DANCE TOO LOOK AT THIS ELEGANT NONSENSE)

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why hello there
YEAH THAT'S ALANA BLOOM SHE'S PERFECT AND WONDERFUL AND SHE CARES ABOUT WILL SO MUCH IT MAKES ME WANT TO EXPLODE c: She's also a psychiatrist and she's so wonderful and special and she's always yelling at people when they push Will too far and she's so pretty omg (the whole cast is honestly flawless) and Will is in love with her but she's like lawlno

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AYYYYY WASSUP THO yeah that's Freddie Lounds and you think you can't mess up anything anymore than it already has been messed up but no Freddie finds a way to screw it up big time and then she's like oops sorry freedom of speech and what not. She runs a tabloid crime website thing that gets her in so much trouble UGH and then there's a scene where Hanni confronts her and it gives me level 2 chest pains and she hates everyone like me so that's good I guess

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i can't stand jack crawford
that's all i have to say about his manipulative annoying ways jesus lord almighty
i know that at some point hanni tries to kill him which is the only reason i keep dealing with his tomfoolery

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this bombshell is one of the sassiest crime scene people ever omg she's so perf and she just wants to be will's friend and will is like bev i'm ok and she's like no will no ur not and UGH friendship makes me feel so warm and squishy

AND LAST BUT NEVER EVER LEAST

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ABIGAIL HOBBS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING TO EVER EXIST IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE okay you don't even understand like her dad was a cannibal and he killed and ate people and in that hanni gifset thing he's like in one of the first few gifs and Will and Hanni saved her before her dad killed her and she's so perfect and her relationship with Hanni makes me feel so fuzzy omg and she's fLAWLESS and I swear if she dies a small piece of me will as well because JESUS she's so perfect and sassy and sad and her eyes are so pretty omg

(basically i have one huge crush on the whole cast idk)

BUT YEAH SORRY OOPS GOT DISTRACTED UMMMM

I'm officially accepting the Mibba Challenge for this month. BRING IT ON LOSERS.

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February 4th, 2014 at 02:59pm