when can i stab myself in the eyes?

SO im new to blogs or whatever this shits called, this will just be a sorta intro or sumshit.
One thing to note is that most of what I do/say is not intended to be taken seriously. I like to be intentionally tasteless. And I don't mean "I say the F word a lot." I will ironically say ignorant, morbid, or uncomfortable things. If you are easily offended, you are my punchline, and if I were sorry, I wouldn't make those kinds of jokes in the first place.

Ill post whenever the fuck i like and thatll probably be a stupid rant about boring as fuck things so i hope you like boring, cause that's all me bitches!
so yea bye.

~Grey