Max Irons
Is it just me? Because there are zero stories for him. Sad.
Matty Healy
Don't even get me started on the million and one reasons I love this boy.
Zayn Malik
Perfection has a name.
Alex Turner
I would have your indie grunge babies with crazy Kenickie hair.
Harry Styles
Lux is the only girl that can resist Harry's kisses.
Sam Claflin
If you don't want to swim in this man's dimples I question your life choices.
Jamie Campbell Bower
Similar situation to Max. Not much Mibba lovin'. I don't understand.
Aaron Johnson
Two words: Nowhere Boy.
Ben Barnes
Oh, Prince Caspian.
Joseph Morgan
Vampire. Original vampire. Need I say more?
Nicholas Hoult
Sweetest little undead zombie ever.
Nico Mirallegro
Where were you when I was in high school?
Well, that got rather out of hand didn't it? Ah, well. Enjoy the pretties. Honorable mentions: Daniel Sharman, Andrew Garfield, Kit Harrington, Tom Hiddleston, Henry Cavill, Douglas Booth, Prince Harry, Alex Pettyfer, David Beckham, and I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting. Alas. I bid thee farewell. Feel free to confess your undying love for the above in the comments.