How to Survive Double Posts

Ahh, the dreaded double post. We've all done it. We've all had that moment where Mibba is being slow or just freaks out, and then lo and behold we've left a double post.

This right here is a quick guide to surviving the double post, expertly written by me.

1. Never admit to the double post. Never.

2. Go back to the original post and hit edit.

3. Omit a sentence from the original post and edit it into the dreaded second post. To everyone else, it now just looks like you're casually forgetful sometimes.

4. If your original post only has once sentence, just use your inner genius to think up something to add in place of the double post. You can do it, you genius you.

* Now there are places on the site that specify users should not post twice in a row and should edit their original message to include new information. In these instances, admitting to the double post is still a no-no. Instead, use your robot voice and place delete delete delete over and over.

WARN ALL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THE TRUTH ABOUT DOUBLE POSTS! NEVER ADMIT TO THE DOUBLE POST!
February 16th, 2014 at 03:28am