HELLLLPPP

Can someone help me make my stories in my signature highlighted?
Possibly with layouts?
or something cool like that?
it would be a lot of help because I pretty much suck at all the codes.

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Why do blogs have to be 100 words long?
xD I said what I had to say and I don't know what else to put!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like pie?
do you like pie?
My favorites are Cherry, chocolate, lemon meringue and key lime!
yours?

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do you wanna build a snowman?
no, because here in Michigan there is too much snow and I'm on "spring" break...damnit!

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sorry guys, i'm hyper and trying to get past this limit, if you are still with me, you are epic and deserve pie!