Apparently My Friend Is Harry Styles's Girlfriend...

Okay I don't mean she literally is.

Let me just tell the story.

So these girls that are friends with my friend got in a fight with her and they were so pissed, they decided to post her number on Harry Styles's vine, saying it was his number. More people started reposting it onto his vines, so obviously she got a lot of texts and stuff asking if she was Harry.

I was talking to her and she was telling me how it was getting very annoying. But she told me there was this one girl in particular (who we will call the Carrot, because she didn't even know what Modest was) kept texting her and she sounding desperate.

So what do you think we did?

We started pretending my friend was Harry Styles's girlfriend. She had taken pictures with Harry herself because she's met him twice and has gotten multiple photos with him those two times, so we used those to our advantage. The funny part?

She bought it.

But there was one point where she kept saying that she wanted us to text Harry. So me being the Harry Styles lover...

I pretended to be him.

She texted me and set my name to Harry ♥. It was absolutely hilarious because the girl started freaking out and trying to facetime us and she was dying and saying to tell Harry all this stuff and honestly I'm going to die of laughter now.

The funny thing is we made Harry seem exactly like Harry, but dirtier. I even came up with a terrible brilliant joke that I bet he would have said himself.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and make me food.


AND THEN MY FRIEND STARTS MAKING DICK JOKES.

YUP.

Dick jokes.

THE FUNNY THING IS THE GIRL WAS STILL BUYING IT BUT I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING.

I honestly feel quite bad about pranking the girl but a part of me regrets absolutely nothing. I told my friends and they kept telling me I was the "legend of our generation" and I just don't even. I decided I needed to make a blog about this because you all deserve to know what I have done.

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April 17th, 2014 at 12:59am