Cryin right now because they found Norman!!! This season finale is literally off to a fantastic start! I feel really bad for Emma and she can't leave, Bates Motel isn't the same motel without her.
One of the greatest parts is when Norma is like "he had a really bad stomach flu."....I didn't know bandaging wrists was a way to cure stomach flu?
So I'm going to just list things about this show while I watch it. Commentating really.
-When Norman gets mad his British accent comes through and it's really adorable how hard he tries to fake an American accent.
-"Who am I mother, who am I and what do I do?" Favorite line he says
-Um Norman? Can you not get that gun out...K thanks.
-She is for sure a helicopter mother.
-Casually close the laptop as Romero walks in....pshhhh we don't run from our problems.
-Are we about to kill someone?
-No no no don't you dare hurt Emma. I will murder you through the tv. No matter how cute you are!
-I ship Norman and Emma...just sayin'. Grrr they're so cute
-Zane, I hope you die.
-Wait does he have a list cause he's going to kill himself or runaway or what?
-...Can you please not be romantic with your mom! I might cry...
-The lights went out and someone is doomed. Don't leave Dylan alone, if Romero dies..........Did Zane for real shoot the dog! JODI! :'(.
Yes Zane is dead! But Jodi :(
-I love Romero, props for protecting Dylan. Dylan is the best big brother. Awwww Dylan's feeling loved. "You bought me a ticket?" Oh my god he's crying. Pretty sure Dylan is the only logical person in this town...
-Norman please don't hurt yourself :(
His face when mom shows up. The cray face. Awwwwww. Please don't kiss your son in that way, I beg. For once I'm on Norma's side. #SaveNorman
-He always looks so dashing, Norman.
Those faces during the polygraph test though. One last blackout for old times sake.
Anyways that's it for my Bates Motel Season Two finale commentary. Off to watch Bates Motel After Hours with Max Thieriot's beard.
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