I Just Want to Talk About Mike Fuentes Okay

As many of you know, Mike is my bae. Yeah, he's with Alicia, is that how you spell her name? but we all know we're going to get married one day. "Yeah but Kas he'll be 30 this year." that just means he's more experienced ;) BUT NO SERIOUSLY. GOD BLESS THE FUENTES BROTHERS. BEST LOOKING 30 YEAR OLDS(even tho Vic is 31 but yolo)THAT I'VE EVER SEEN. LIKE GOD BLESS YOUR MOM AND DAD AND SUPER HUGE THANKS TO THEM FOR PRODUCING YOU TWO. even though in my opinion Mike and Vic look nothing alike lol

Okay but in all seriousness. Mike is my one true love. "I thought that was Max Green?" yeah but he fell off the face of the earth? like where the hell even is he? like i think he quit ETF again? someone fill me in on him because idk what happened to him.

but yeah. i just...can i just share some of my favorite pics of Mike? "if you must" I MUST.






I wonder what his "scene name" was lol. I bet it was like MikeyMassacre or something generic LOL.




MikeyMa$$acre "put me in your top 8 betch"


"wakin up flawless got these bitches hatin cause they ain't me. swerve bitch." i'm sorry, i'm just captioning his pictures


FETUS FUENTES. say that five times fast




i know that's Vic buT YOU GUYS. FUENCEST. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT OF BUT OMFG. VIC. LOL. CAN YOU IMAGINE. SOMEONE WRITE A FUENCEST ABOUT THIS. NOW. DO IT. I CAN'T BECAUSE I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO MAKE IT THROUGH WITHOUT LAUGHING ABOUT THIS GIF.


HOW CUTE. i bet he's still waiting for his letter from Hogwarts lol.




MIKE JOINED THE "BAND GUYS WHO CUT THEIR HAIR OFF BUT STILL LOOK SEXY SO IT'S TOTALLY OKAY BUT THE LONG HAIR WILL BE MISSED" CLUB.

There's only one other guy in that club too. Ryan Sitkowski from Motionless In White. they're the only two who can literally pull it off lol.

Okay so I'm done now.

By the way, I'm starting a new Mike Fuentes story ;]