Happy birthday to my wonderful best friend, the lovely Rachel, or you may know her as heretic.!
I hope that you have an amazing day and enjoy it! You are not old, but, you are old enough for Brian and Jensen ;) haha. But, seriously. I really hope that you get spoiled lots, and keep a look out for my package. I'm sure you'll love what's enclosed in there. I forgot the damn posters, well balls. Goddamn, I can honestly say that I don't take into account our age difference when I talk to you, like at all. It's so not a contributing factor to our friendship. Anywho, I'm blabbling (definitely trying to hit 100 words), so I'll just add a fuck tonne of pictures and gifs! Read all the smut and other things.
Because I know how much you love Shakespeare aha. I don't care that you've already seen it, clearly. XD
JARED IS HOT, OH MY HOLD ME.
I hope you like your spam, Rach! Haha..
With love,
Chelle. xoxoxoox