Hi Mibba! In case you were all unaware, I, Queen Bee (Baebee for some), Queen of Angst, PhD in feels, co-president of the #WEASTIESTM turned 19 yesterday.
LEMME EXPLAIN TO YOU ALL WHAT THE HECK OCCURRED YESTERDAY.
So, I'm on tumblr, you know, tumblin'. If you want to follow me, ask me privately because it's my personal blog and stuff. Anyway, everyone starts freaking out about Beyonce. (THE REAL QUEEN BEY.) I was like
WHY ARE Y'ALL FLIPPIN' OUT??? After following a few tags for a minute or so, I realized the cause of the commotion. BEYONCE DONE CAME IN WHILE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP AND JUST DROPPED A NEW REMIX OF FLAWLESS WITH NICKI AND I WAS LIKE JESUS WHY SHE DO ME LIKE THIS???
oh you haven't heard it yet? now you have you're welcome
I listened to it for a few minutes and I was like YAAAAS (it's really good idk even if you're not into that kind of music it's still really neat-o) so then I was like BYE INTERWEBS I'm going to sleep! But then I realized that I just reached the B-List on the Kim K game, so I was like woaH THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT EVER
So then I go to sleep. I spent my day yesterday pretty normally since I don't really celebrate my birthday because I see no point in it. AND THEN THE BAE (LIAM GOSH DARN PAYNE) DECIDED THAT HE HAD TO BE WILD ON TWITTER. I'mma just post some of the tomfoolery here for you all. I don't have twitter, so this is all from my dashboard. Y'ALL ARE WELCOME.
first liam was like i'm mrs horan and i was like dafuq liam I'M MRS HORAN U DWEEB
They also played a show in MetLife yesterday. I WAS AT METLIFE IN JUNE WHAT THE HECK YOU GUYS??? but let's just have a recap of the show before we go to his twitter thing shall we
NIALL IS THAT REALLY ANYWAY TO SPEAK TO YOUR BIGGEST FAN C'MON NOW
apparently liam got rated 4/5 by niall??? (niall how cud u)
then this happened??? LIAM CALM DOWN JESUSBASICALLY I WAS A BIG MUSHY MESS BC I LITERALLY SHIP LIAM WITH EVERYTHING AS WELL AS NIALL (mostly soft sweaters and warm baths and happy things and tea an pizza and just HAPPINESS OKAY) and I was just happy??? Idk man I'm not like obsessed but I just really enjoy them as people (though I can recognize when they do wrong and all) and lbr THEY'RE ALL SO PRECIOUS AND STUPID LIKE HOW COULD YOU NOT WANNA KISS THEM don't lie 2 urselves ok u wanna kiss all of dem
Also, I watched Submarine and it's a really cool film with the entire score mostly written by my babe, Alex Turner. I was having a totally normal and cool day. (JUST CHILLIN' OUT MAXIN' ALL COOL, BLOGGIN' ON MY DUMB LIL CORNER OF TUMBLR YANNO)
and then my lil sunshine baby angel was all like bruH i got a surprise for u
and i was like lol wut
SHE UPDATED MY FAVE STORY FOR ME TWICE AND THERE WERE SO MANY PLOT TWISTS??? AND DRAMA LIKE I WAS LIKE [big sean voice] OH GOD
I bet you're all like omg queen bee who did this what kind of marvelous magic gold rainbow of a story could this be? WELL WONDER NO MORE MY LIL BABES. IT'S THIS GEM RIGHT HERE CLICK IT YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BUT YOU BETTER GET SOME KLEENEX AND STUFF BECAUSE IT'S RLY GOOD AND YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE BRUHHHHH THE WHOLE TIME TRUST ME I WOULD KNOW
(here is where i thank the bae for being so amazing and talented and putting up with all my feels like 24/7 and being a genuinely adorable lady and heading #freelulu and the #weasties with me (u know who u are ok))
SO BASICALLY I'M NINETEEN MIBBA! I've spent like five years on this site almost? (woAH) I've made so many cool friends, some of who are here and some who aren't, but I love ALL of you very very much.
[insert liam or zayn blowing kisses ok]