The one I found on Tumblr
1. If you’ve ever tried drugs or alcohol, what was your reason for first trying it?
I've never done drugs but idk if this is taboo in America or not but like my family is wog ???? Like my mum's family is Italian they literally give a lil bit of wine to the kids to taste they are preparing us 2 be victory drinkers by helping us build a resistance.
2. Do you think you could ever have an abortion if you unexpectedly turned up pregnant right this second?
Yeah. At this point I honestly don't see myself birthing a child bc that would hurt. Plus it's gross.
3. If you were far from home and needed to sleep for the night, would you choose to rent a crappy motel room for $60 or sleep in your car for free?
Um sleep in my car? I've slept in a car overnight before it ain't that hard to do.
4. Is there a color shirt you’d NEVER wear?
Not really. It depends. I don't usually wear white and I rarely wear pink, but ????
5. Is there a situation where you caved into peer pressure and regretted it?
Ye. I watched Catching Fire. Total waste of my money I regret it so much.
6. What is your favorite video game console? Why?
PC. I don't see no LoL on fuckin Wii or some shit.
7. Do you like vanilla candles?
Um candles aren't rlly a big deal here so idk what most candles smell like. But considering I don't like vanilla, probably not ????
8. Have you ever been in a relationship that was going great, and then suddenly something weird happened and you just KNEW it was going to be over soon?
Nah.
9. Would you ever bleach your hair platinum blonde?
YE!!!!!
10. What are your plans for tomorrow?
Sleep.
11. What did you have for breakfast?
Bread from Breadtop.
12. Have you had sex in 2014 yet?
I am QUEEN ELIZABETH I OF ENGLAND.
13. Who last slept in your bed besides you?
A famfriend.
14. What time did you wake up today?
11am.
15. How long until your next birthday?
According to this website, 236 days.
16. What was the last movie you watched?
Bedevilled.
17. If you could see any musician live, front row, who would you choose?
Rocky Horror.
18. When did you last consume something that had peanut butter?
Son.
Allergies.
19. What’s the last song you heard?
FUCKIN OVERDOSE BY EXO IN THE FACE SHOP GODDAMN.
20. When you say you love someone, do you mean it?
Depends.
21. Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
Yes.
22. Do you still talk to any of your ex’s?
Nah.
23. As of this minute, what is going through your mind?
FLUFF.
ON MY TOP.
24. Where’s the last place you went?
Highpoint. It's this big shoppin centre and it's very yes.
25. Have you held hands with anyone lately?
Ya.
26. Has anyone let you down recently?
Ya.
27. Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
Eh.
28. Whats the next movie you want to see in theaters?
EXPENDABLES 3 OMG.
29. Do you have more than $50 in your room?
I have more than 五十円 :- )
30. Are both of your blood parents still in your life?
Yup.
31. Were you tired when you woke up this morning?
YEAH, AND I SLEPT OVER 13 HOURS??? ? ?? ?? ?
32. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
Lotsa ppl tbh.
33. When was the last time you went apple picking?
.... .. . ....... . .. .. . .. ... ... ..
Jks last year.
34. Do you sometimes wake up in the morning, lay in bed and think about life?
No wtf.
35. Are you happy summer is coming soon?
I'M SO GLAD
THIS QUESTION
IS RELEVANT 2 ME RN
No.
36. Do you have drama in your life?
When do I not tbh.
CELEBS STOLEN OFF VICTORIA
1. What Celebrity MALE do you think is hot?
UM I WILL LIST 5
2. What Female Celebrity do you think is hot?
5 again???
3. Which celebrity would you shag?
Um like Takano Tetsu and Heechul.
4. If you could be a celeb for a day, who would you be, and why?
Gackt because look at Gackt.
He livin' the life son.
5. Do you think Marilyn Monroe was murdered?
Idc tbh.
6. Do You Think That Olsen Twin Has anything to do with Heath Ledgers Death?
???
7. Did You Think Anna Nicole Smith Was Hot when she lost the weight?
Ur chucking questions at me but that don't mean I understand.
8. Which celeb has the cutest baby/kid?
Miyavi hands down like Jesus bless
9. Which celeb has the ugliest baby/kid?
Um idk???
10. Do you think Michael Jackson is innocent?
?????
11. Did you ever listen to NKOTB... New Kids on the Block?
No.
12. Do you know all the lyrics to Vanilla Ice?
What.
13. Which star has the hottest butt?
Booty appreciation day........ . . .. . . ... .. ..
14. Who do you think did not deserve a Hollywood star?
Why does Godzilla have a star Wikipedia says Godzilla has a star why.
15. List all celebrity's you have ever met:
..............
I have an ex-friend now acquaintance whose dad is a singer????
I've met him????
Numerous times?????
^ Pre sure that's him. Idk I haven't seen him in a while.
16. What do you think of Brangelina?
Great couple 10/10 literally couldn't care less.
17. Do you think Jennifer Aniston still loves Brad Pitt?
Um.
18. Do you remember Uncle Jessie?
Was that the guy on Full House lol or the guy from Dukes of Hazzard.
19. Felicity is trying to make a comeback in movies...do You think she has a chance?
Who?
20. Did you even watch Felicity?
Clearly not.
21. Which 2 celebs would you put together to make the hottest celebrity couple?
Rain and JeA.
22. Which celebrity who does NOT have a baby, do you think would make the cutest baby?
Gackt tbh.
23. Which celeb do you look like?
Idk u tell me.
24. Will Jessica Simpson and Nick ever re-unite and make babies?
Who is Nick???
25. What do you think of Ashley Simpson?
Good move w the new nose.
26. Do you think Nicole Richie is pretty?
Ya!!!!!!!
27. Do you like Paris Hilton?
People who say they don't are liars.
28. What do you think of Miley Cyrus?
Ew tbh.
29. Which Twilight Character do you like best, and why?
Idk any of them.
30. Do you think the VH1 contestants are reality stars?
What's VH1.
31. Who is your favorite reality star? why?
Gene Simmons from Gene Simmons Family Jewels :- )
32. Do you know who NEW YORK is?
No ?? ??? ??
33. What do you think of Bret Michael's being in these tacky love shows?
Who?
34. Do you think anyone has contracted a disease on VH1 love shows?
What?
35. Did you watch Flavor of Love? Thought...
Um.
36. Worst celebrity turned singer?
Selena Gomez.
37. Do you remember Juliet Lewis? She sings now, what do you think of her songs?
Er.
38. If you could create a reality show, what would it be about?
Put a bunch of metrosexuals in a house n give them tacky n gross clothes n furniture.
39. What movie or show does your life resemble most?
Summer Heights High.
(not rlly)
40. Do you remember pee-wee Herman? Would you make love to him for $100,000?
Um who is that???
41. What cartoon character do you consider to be a celebrity?
Basically any character on Drawn Together let's be real.
42. Who is the best on screen mom?
Susan from Neighbours.
43. Whats the best old horror movie you have ever seen?
Nosferatu.
44. Do you like cheech and chong?
????????
45. What celebrity are you sick of?
Jennifer Lawrence.
46. Do you think Lindsay Lohan is insane?
NO ILY LINDSAY.
47. Do you like her ex Sam Ronson?
Ya!!!
48. Who should Lindsay date next?
WHOEVER SHE WANTS (me)
49. If Angelina and Brad spit up, who would Angelina date next?
Idc.
50. Is Angelina Mad about Octomom?
???
THE FASHION TAG!!!!
1. How would you describe your style?.
80 year old woman swag.
2. What are your wardrobe staples?
Anything black.
3.Most expensive items in your closet?
I have a lot, tbh :- )
A skirt from Alannah Hill, which was around $200-something
Jo Mercer shoes, $160
These shoes I got today, $230
A Dangerfield coat, $150
Dr. Martens, ~$400 (I have 2 pairs)
And I have a lot of my mum's old stuff which is $300+. But yeah, the hand-me-downs and the shoes are proper leather so...
4. Most wanted item?
I WANT A PAIR OF TIMBERLANDS SO FREAKING BAD OMG. I had a pair but then they wore out and got damaged so I had to get rid of them and my dad won't get me another pair and :- ( sad face.
5.Favourite designer?
Vivienne Westwood, Alexander Wang, Mana and Hirooka Naoto.
6. How much do you spend on clothes?
Too much.
7. Where are your favourite places to shop?
In Australia? Duchess, Dangerfield, Jo Mercer, anywhere that looks like it has stuff for 80 year olds..... But my favourite shops include SEX POT ReVeNGe, ACDC Rag, Liz Lisa and La Pafait.
8. Favourite fragrance?
The green Sex and the City perfume??? Idk I have a lot of perfume but I don't know the names whoops.
9. What's your favourite way to do your hair?
Straight n parted 2 da side.
10. What is your go-to outfit when you have no idea what to wear?
Jeans and one of my dad's tops.
11. One fashion trend you wish would come back or stay?
Long skirts. Not midi. Like ankle length long.
12. Show us your most prized possession in your wardrobe.
I can't rlly show u but it's my black ripped skirt from ACDC Rag n I rlly love it 2 bits.