The Great 100-Question Survey!

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Depends on how safe I feel.

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Dude, I once stole a pillow. Hair care products is for rookies

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Out.

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Nope.

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
I love them. They give me a false sense of productivity. I need more post-it notes.

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
My mother makes me do it, but we hardly ever use them unless its for fast food.

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Um. Fuck bees. I could fight a bear.

8: Do you have freckles?
Very unnoticeable.

9: Do you always smile for pictures?
My sister makes me when she's there.

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
Breathing heavily while eating. Makes me loose my appetite.

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
yes, and trees, and street lamps, and read license plates.

12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
Yes.

13: What about pooped in the woods?
Nope. I will hold it.

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
Always. But music is always playing in my head. I wake up with a tune, dude.

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Not pencils cause I find the paint stuck to my teeth and that's no bueno.

16: How many people have you slept with this week?
None. I'm alone.

17: What size is your bed?
Full, but I'm partial to sleeping in the guest bedroom cause the bed is softer and it's a queen. Actually, that's were I am right now.

18: What is your Song of the week?
Two Weeks by FKA twigs and Anyone Else But You by the Moldy Peaches

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
People are gonna wear whatever the fuck they wanna wear. That has nothing to do with me.

20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Do you still breathe?

21: Whats your least favorite movie?
I, Frankenstein. That was so shit.

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Underneath my floorboard in my closet, cause I'm unoriginal.

23: What do you drink with dinner?
Kool-Aid. It's always a mix of two flavors.

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
BBQ sauce or Honey Mustard. Depends on how I feel that day.

25: What is your favorite food?
Fucking nachos. But like, decked out nachos with everything on it. Holy shit.

26: What movies could you which over and over and still love?
Harry Potter, Tarzan, Anastasia, Robin Williams movies, Jim Carrey movies, Juno, Anything with
Joseph-Gordon Levitt and Micheal Cera. X-Men, holy shit why did you ask me that?

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
I think I kissed my brother bye yesterday.

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Nope. Mom thought it was a waste of time.

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
If I had some fucking self confidence. And my stretch marks didn't bother me so much.

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Hm. I don't know.

31: Can you change the oil on a car?
Maybe.

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Nope

33: Ever ran out of gas?
Double nope

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
Shrimp po-boy cause I'm a southern girl.

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
I just hopped on the Nutella bandwagon. I've been eating that for weeks but I love a good waffle and
bacon and eggs and french toast and oh my god.

36: What is your usual bedtime?
Lately 3 am. I'm working on it.

37: Are you lazy?
Very.

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
One year, my mom mad me an angel and I was like "fuck this" so every other year I was a kick-ass creepy vampire. Or a witch.

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Rat.

40: How many languages can you speak?
One. But I'm trying to learn French because of my geographical location.

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Nope.

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Lincoln logs, I hate legos

43: Are you stubborn?
Pretty much

44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
Conan

45: Ever watch soap operas?
They confuse me.

46: Are you afraid of heights?
Very

47: Do you sing in the car?
V quietly

48: Do you sing in the shower?
V loudly

49: Do you dance in the car?
That's dangerous

50: Ever used a gun?
Nope.

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Graduation

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
If you think Julie Andrews is cheesy, something is wrong.

53: Is Christmas stressful?
Increasingly

54: Ever eat a pierogi?
What? I just googled it and now I want it.

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
Peach.

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
I was as indecisive then as I am today. I think I always wanted to write stories since I learned you can do that and make money

57: Do you believe in ghosts?
Most of the time

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Dude, I have a third eye. Ask anyone.

59: Take a vitamin daily?
I should

60: Wear slippers?
In winter

61: Wear a bath robe?
When I'm cold

62: What do you wear to bed?
Anything comfortable. So, anything but jeans

63: First concert?
My Chemical Romance and Soundgarden

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Jesus, neither.

65: Nike or Adidas?
That's tricky

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
Fritos

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Sunflower seeds

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
I don't think so. I have to look them up.

69: Ever take dance lessons?
I was in ballet for a year when I was 8.

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Music or Film.

71: Can you curl your tongue?
Hella

72: Ever won a spelling bee?
Yes

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
I'm not sure.

74: Own any record albums?
No. Wish I did. No money

75: Own a record player?
Used to.

76: Regularly burn incense?
When I have them.

77: Ever been in love?
Frequently

78: Who would you like to see in concert?
Daughter

79: What was the last concert you saw?
Frankie Beverly and Maze

80: Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot

81: Tea or coffee?
Coffee

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
All of them

83: Can you swim well?
I can float

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
I can, but its weird.

85: Are you patient?
I'd like to think so.

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
Band

87: Ever won a contest?
Nope.

88: Ever have plastic surgery?
Nope.

89: Which are better black or green olives?
Green

90: Can you knit or crochet?
Tried and then quit

91: Best room for a fireplace?
Study

92: Do you want to get married?
One day.

93: If married, how long have you been married?
Nope

94: Who was your HS crush?
This guy that reminded me of a young Chris Tucker. He was a grade below me and I just found out he has a baby on the way.

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
My mom would have beat my ass.

96: Do you have kids?
No

97: Do you want kids?
Sometimes no sometimes yes. I'll decide when I'm thirty

98: Whats your favorite color?
Purple

99: Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes.

100: This question is imaginary, imagine a question…
Now, I assume it's because seven is a prime number, and prime numbers can be intimidating.