My Tweets in 2024

I don't use Twitter now, but I have this vague idea that maybe I'll use it in the future (I probably won't). In 10 years, I'll be 32. God, that's scary. But, I'll be 32, probably married, maybe having kids and most definitely still completely ridiculous. Let's check out some tweets from future Katie. 32 year old Katie.

@OldKatieMosing: I can't wait to get home from work and see my bae. I miss you @dylanobrien

@OldKatieMosing: I'm super wasted at a bar in Chicago right now and I requested Complicated by @AvrilLavigne and no one knew what I was talking about #oldfart

@OldKatieMosing: Gotta stop spending all night at the club before work. JK I only Netflix

@OldKatieMosing: Ugh, my hovercraft just ran out of hover #fuckmylife

@OldKatieMosing: I just got to level 1000 in the Kardashian game. It only took me 10 years #worthit

@OldKatieMosing: I started out with just one cat but somehow I ended up with 30 #lovemybabies

@OldKatieMosing: This year is going to be bomb as fuck I can already tell.

@OldKatieMosing: Kanye is forever #winning

@OldKatieMosing: I can't believe I just got banned from Club Penguin again #getittogether

@OldKatieMosing: I may just be a teacher in real life, but on the Sims 6 I am a heart surgeon

@OldKatieMosing: I want ice cream but I only have $3 #brokeassbitch #teachersalary