Most of you already know this, but for those of you that don't, I am a professional tennis player. I play for Team America and I make about $500,000 a year right now. Qualifying for Wimbledon was very easy, so I just wanna share my experience with all of you so you can qualify for Wimbledon as well. Let's have a Wimbledon filled with Mibbians.
1. Play tennis everyday for at least 16 hours a day.
2. Take only one 15 minute water break. Water is for quitters.
3. Always hit the ball as hard as you can, no matter what.
4. Grunt as loud as possible. Distract the other player with your animal sounds.
5. Move side to side even when the situation doesn't call for it.
6. Let the ball come to you.
7. Make sure your wrist strap is secure.
8. If your Wii remote runs out of batteries, recharge it and keep playing!
Oh yeah, this is Wii tennis by the way...
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