Weird Thought #13

Due to the fact that my weird thoughts are probably too short, and because they're 'not worthwhile' I'll be posting more than one weird thought at a time. Yes, it IS cheating, isn't it?

13: Is sucking the life out of the top of a can of whipped cream equivilent to a blowjob?

..But right now I have but one weird thought.
So I give you a weird experience from today!!!

So I was at my friend's choir practice, and it was hella boring. So I sat in a chair and closed my eyes, and as soon as I know it, I'm almost falling on the fucking chair! I'm like dude, WTF? And so I close my eyes, it happens again... and again.. and again, and again. So then I finally realize, "Hey! This is what falling asleep feels like.."

Crazy, no?