Story Masterlist

I'm supposed to learn ActionScript 3.0 and code an entire made-from-scratch app in a month. (I'm making an Instagram ripoff and it will not be pretty.) I took a Javascript class last year, but since my professor was absolutely terrible, I don't remember any functions or keywords that may overlap, so I'm dreading having to memorize all that stuff. Doesn't help that my professor for this class isn't very helpful at all.

What sucks is that Adobe Flash is, like, super relevant to what I'm studying, so being completely lost is kind of a slap in the face. XD

Anyways, irrelevant venting aside, I'm gonna try to nail down a masterlist here for all of my stories and the weird little universes each one is in. Of course, a lot of them are a part of a series, whether it's a oneshot, spinoff or a short story. My story page is so far from being accurate in terms of chronological order, and I try to sort each collection page by relevance, which is probably a stupid idea. Anyways! (I feel like I say that a lot.)

Whew, this is gonna be a mess. XD

Everything is completed unless stated otherwise, and everything in one story's universe is arranged in a timeline from oldest events to newest events. (Not sure how to explain that better, ha.)

Renny Boy series
Blue | Oneshot | 1,508 words
And a Heart Is Listening | Oneshot | 1,074 words
God, Tell Me How a Broken Man Is | Oneshot | 1,130 words
You're So Dead! | Oneshot | 1,298 words
Anchors Aweigh | Oneshot | 958 words
Shine on Moonshine | Oneshot | 787 words
Alphabet Days | Oneshot | 1,235 words
Renny Boy | Chaptered/completed | 55,704 words
Sunglasses Are so California | Oneshot | 1,383 words
Soria Girl | Chaptered/completed | 59,074 words
The Weight of Guilt | Oneshot | 1,179 words
Brendan Dude | Chaptered/completed | 55,315 words
Joey Baby | Oneshot | 1,092 words
Home Grown | Chaptered short story/completed | 9,206 words
Lukey Kid | Chaptered/completed | 54,523 words
Love and the Ocean | Oneshot | 1,561 words

(Whew.)

Generation Why Bother and Co.
Smile This Out | Oneshot | 3,274 words
Somebody’s Everything | Oneshot | 1,881 words
Little Chef | Oneshot | 1,472 words
The Mighty Mosh | Chaptered/completed/trash that I can’t look at without cringing into next week but it’s canon and maybe someday I might give it the light of day again | 33,037 painful words
Nerve Alert | Oneshot | 3,413 words
Generation Why Bother | Chaptered/completed | 106,354 words (somehow)
Flower Crown | Oneshot | 3,159 words
Keep in Touch | Oneshot | 3,843 words
The Chill Line | Chaptered short story/completed | 4,051 words
Hanging from Heartstrings | Oneshot | 3,831 words
Earth to Me | Chaptered/ACTIVE! | 33,274 words posted, but it’s ~98,000 words in total.

I Can’t Hang
Nineteen | Oneshot (it’s not directly linked to ICH but I always imagined it to be) | 551 words
Dead Steady | Oneshot | 871 words
I Can’t Hang | Chaptered/completed/ridiculous in every single way | 62,081 words
Guardian | Oneshot | 3,363 words
Sainthood | Chaptered short story/completed | 12,113 words

Standalone Novels (I feel sort of pretentious calling them “novels” but I mean…to me, calling them stories implies that they’re short or something. I dunno, maybe I’m weird. O_o)
Who Knows, Who Cares | Chaptered/completed | 79,890 words
A List of Best Intentions | Chaptered/completed | 61,132 words
We’re Not Listening | Chaptered short-ish story | 22,688 words
Bus | Chaptered/completed/recently reposted with a buttload of minor tweaks | 69,930 words
Spin | Chaptered/at this rate, it will never be completed/I promise, I do think about it sometimes/”ongoing” | 85,471 words at the moment on Mibba, but it’s slightly inaccurate
Say It Like You Mean It! | Chaptered/completed/might be rewritten someday | 25,116 words
A Little Bit Louder Now! | SILYMI sequel/chaptered/completed/might be rewritten someday | 28,085 words

Standalone Oneshots
So, When You Die… | Oneshot/true story | 2,813 words
I’m Alright to Drive | Oneshot/true story | 1,376 words
Pentimenti | Oneshot/true story | 2,964 words
Heck | Drabble | 113 words
The Dog Days of Bummer | Oneshot | 1,992 words
The Exploder | Oneshot/short story | 4,425 words
Bubbly | Oneshot | 1,123 words

I’m also listed as an author for a group story called My Fears, but the chapter I contributed is really embarrassing in hindsight…(“I Fear Irony,” it’s called…)

Whew. I have too much time on my hands.

Anyways, here’s my current favorite photo on the entire Internet.
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Have a great day! :)
October 21st, 2014 at 11:26pm