Got to Put Funny Lines In

If there is a book or story out in the world, that has nothing funny about it, I want to freaking read it! If there is such a thing, then I say that the book and story is dead. There is at least a few lines that are funny and you can't help but smile or really laugh.

I gave some of my friends some lines from my rough draft and they bust a gut laughing, I want to see if I can get any of you to laugh about these lines. If you laugh, you have to leave a comment, because if you don't, it doesn't count.

"If you have a plan, don't be shy about sharing with the class."

"I'm thinking, I'm thinking!"

"Hold on!" turn a sharp corner.

"Where is your broom license?! I want to see it!"

"Don't got one."

"What?!"

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"Lucas corner!"

"But-"

"Corner!"

-Lucas corner.-

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Remember, if you laughed you got to comment about them. Also, I am now on Pinterest now, better late then never hahah.
October 26th, 2014 at 07:08am