My Boobs Are Gone!

For the record I am totally stoned on pain medication and I am absolutely okay if this blog makes no sense. Before my surgery I had a lot of questions about how this was happening, so I wanted to throw a few things out there. I only know about getting funding in Ontario. My surgery was entirely covered through insurance (fuck yeah Canada) because it was for medical purposes.

1. I feel fantastic. Not just because of the pain medication. It actually makes me feel like shit. I'm super drowsy, but the moment I woke up in post-op I felt so much lighter. My entire body feels lighter and better and just good. I feel like I have my original lean swimmer/national ballerina bod back. It's amazing.

2. I'm a c-cup. I went from a 38DDD/36E down to what looks like a 'full c' -- I think it actually looks smaller! My right boob is no longer two cup sizes larger then the left and I will hopefully go back to wearing cute bras in a few weeks!

3. I'm drowsy as fuck and not updating stuff for a week or two, sorry. When I woke up after surgery I had extremely low blood pressure, it's still on the low side. So I'm sleeping 20 hours a day. Even though my surgery was only two days ago.

4. I cannot shower until Christmas Eve. Ew. Whatever.

Anyways Happy Holidays my friends, I hope you are all in good health and praying for my nipple activity. (There's a 20% chance that I will not be able to breast feed, but I figure all my children will be lactose intolerant anyways)

PRAY FOR NIPPLES!

Peace babes.
December 18th, 2014 at 11:55pm