They're all shuffle surveys so yeah.
This Wasn't Labeled As Anything so Here's the New Name
My Friends see me as:
"Scenery Going By" by Reverend Horton Heat (This song makes me wanna dance)
My make-out song is:
"Kiss it Goodbye" by The Used (based on the title, this must be a sad make-out then. I'm actually upset "Makeout Party" by Green Day didn't come up)
My day will be like:
"Come Together" by Echosmith (this song makes me happy)
I’ll have a good day if I can just hear:
"Damaged Goods" by La Dispute (I need to listen to a deep song in order to have a good day...?)
Next time I’m in front of a crowd I’ll say:
"Olde English 800" by The Amity Affliction
My message to the world has always been:
"We Love You" by The Rolling Stones (I hope this makes y'all happy)
Somewhere in my wedding vows, I will include:
"If It Means a Lot to You" by A Day to Remember
My best friend is like:
"Jesus of Suburbia" by Green Day (oh...)
My alter-ego is:
"21 Guns" by Green Day
Right now I feel:
"Modern Man" by Arcade Fire
My favorite thing to do is:
"A Sunday" by Jimmy Eat World (Sidenote: the music in the very beginning of this song is so cute)
My inner most desire is:
"Start Again" by Alive Like Me (start what again?)
What makes me happy is:
"Restless" by Within Temptation
My birth was like:
"A Children's Crusade on Acid" by Margot and the Nuclear So-and So's (Why yes. Yes it was)
My theme song:
"End of Me" by Apocalyptica (depressing.)
My deepest secret:
"In the End" by Black Veil Brides
If I reached the top of Mount Everest what would I scream?:
"Set the World on Fire" by Black Veil Brides (this is perfect omg)
The story of my life is:
"Dark Angels" by Megan McCauley (I actually wrote a story about this once...)
At my funeral they will play:
"Up Against the Wall" by Peter Bjorn and John
When I’m drunk I say:
"A 2nd Glance" by A Day to Remember
Behind my back my friends think:
"To Die For" by Tonight Alive (*flips hair* I know)
If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell:
"Animal" by Miike Snow
My love of my life was inspired by the song:
"We're Going to Be Friends" by The White Stripes (This is perf)
High-School was like:
"Leave Out All the Rest" by Linkin Park
My family is described by the song:
"Emergency" by Paramore (oh...)
How will you die?:
"Heads or Tails? Real or Not" by Emarosa (THIS MAAAAH SOOOONG)
To cheer myself up, I:
"The Haunting Idle" by The War on Drugs (if this was an actual sentence, the grammar would be atrocious)
Past, Present, Future
THE PAST
1. This explains your worst mistake.
"Curacao Blue" by Mansions
2. This explains what was going through your mind during your first kiss.
"Prelude" by Muse (I never had by first kiss but this song is beautiful so therefore so will be my first)
3. This explain what was going through the other person’s mind.
"Science" by System of a Down
4. Your parents always thought you would become..
"I Come Alive" by The Used (I guess I was dead before)
5. This explains your first date.
"John Deux Trois" by Of Mice & Men
6. This represents you and your first love.
"A Million Miles Away" by The Offspring (Well my loves are all celebrities so yes, yes they are a million miles away)
7. You and your most recent ex.
"When the Sun Goes Down" by Kenny Chesney (K.)
8. This explains your first time.
"Cloud Nine" by Evanescence
9. This explains what the other person thought afterwards.
"Aerials" by System of a Down
10. Your first job was..
"Let Us Burn" by Within Temptation (oh dear)
11. Middle school was..
"Oxford Comma" by Vampire Weekend
12. You got through high school doing..
"Starry Eyed" by Ellie Goulding (lol not at all)
13. This is how you pictured your life in the future..
"Mama" by My Chemical Romance (oh no. Oh dear)
14. Your first car was..
"Don't Bother Me" by The Beatles (best car ever y'all)
15. Your first road trip was..
"Remember Me As a Time of Day" by Explosions in the Sky
THE PRESENT
1. Your biggest problem in life at the moment..
"Talk Talk Talk" by Mansions
2. This is how your boyfriend/girlfriend feels about you..
"I Follow Rivers" by Lykke Li
3. This is what your best friend would say about you..
"Kung Fu Grip" by The Jonas Brothers (I'll take this as a compliment)
4. Your parents think of you when they hear this..
"Nice Guys Finish Last" by Green Day
5. You love to jam out to..
"Open Letter" by The Amity Affliction (omg this is my favorite song by them so yes)
6. This is how you feel about love..
"Hurt" by Christina Aguilera (well not exactly but ok)
7. This describes your outlook on the future..
"Finale/Reprise" by Shiny Toy Guns
8. You currently want..
"Wow! That's Loud" by Green Day
9. You currently need..
"Autumn Leaves" by Ed Sheeran (yes because ew winter)
10. Those who are envious of you think..
"Safe and Sound" by Taylor Swift (lol ok)
11. This is how you are in school..
"Une Anee Sans Lumiere" by Arcade Fire
12. This describes one of your secrets..
"Bury Your Head" by Saosin (um sure)
13. This first thing you think every morning..
"Sinead" by Within Temptation
14. The first impression you give is..
"Last Blues for Bloody Knuckles" by La Dipsute (um... wow. That's actually a little concerning)
15. This explains how you feel about the world..
"Lonely Day" by System of a Down (Most of the time actually)
THE FUTURE
1. The song playing when you meet “the one”.
"The One You Feed" by Crown the Empire
2. Your wedding song will be..
"But It's Better If You Do" by Panic! at the Disco
3. This describes your children..
"There There" by Radiohead
4. Your family pet is..
"Sleep Well, Darling" by SECRETS (I've never heard of an animal called Sleep Well, Darling. Where can I get one?)
5. You will live..
"Woman (In Mirror) by La Dispute
6. Your occupation is..
"Jealousy" by Queens (naaawww)
7. This describes how you feel about work..
"Young and Beautiful" by Lana Del Rey (fave Lana Del Rey song, y'all)
8. About your husband..
"V" by About Wayne
9. You find out you have this sickness..
"Like the Angel" by Rise Against (tis a beautiful one)
10. Everyone around you feels..
"Wait for Me" by Moby
11. You lose someone close to you and you feel..
"Out of Reach" by Matthew Perryman Jones (damn... That's a perfect song to come up)
12. This is how you feel about life now..
"Wasted Youth (Part 1)" by SECRETS (I mean I guess)
13. The most you will learn in life is..
"Lost in Hollywood" by System of a Down (well the celebrities are everywhere on TV and some are full of themselves so yeah, actually.)
14. Your best time in life was..
"Wedding Plans" by Howard Shore and Metric
15. You’ll never forget..
"Hostels and Brothels" by The Wonder Years
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No seriously that's all it was labeled as. I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean.
Put your music on shuffle and answer these with the song TITLE.
If I had a band, it would be called:
Clocks
When I die, my headstone will say::
I Wanna Talk About Me
(I swear I'm not conceited like the shuffled song suggests)
At my wedding, in my vows I will say::
Can't Stop What's Coming
If i could kill someone, I would kill them with::
Dirty Water
(lol true)
When I leave high school, I will be most remembered for::
Me vs. Maradona vs. Elvis
When my boy/girlfriend makes me mad I tell him/her::
I Gotta Feeling
(to punch you in the face)
When I party I like to::
Vitamin R
When People send me annoying forwards, i scream::
Title and Registration
When I go out, people look at me and think to themselves::
...Like Clockwork
When hanging out with friends, we like to::
Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa
Now… answer these with the first line of the song:
This morning your alarm went off at 5:00 AM. you say::
Nothing because "Shadows" by Lindsey Stirling came up and that's all instrumental.
Then you get up and get in the shower and sing::
"Imagine there's no heaven".
When you cant find your favorite shirt, you yell::
"Well, I watched your black tied family rise up from graves near cemeteries that I have not been to since your goodbye."
(that's a pretty deep thing to say over a shirt)
After getting dressed you go downstairs and::
"Watch as we start again, a different chapter now."
You then get a bowl of cereal. It is stale. You say::
"We expect the battle for humanity is about to begin."
(I actually would say this. I like my cereal. Stale cereal is nothing to joke about)
After eating your stale cereal, you head out to catch the bus. The bus already left. You curse and scream::
"As little moments fade, they come forth at night."
(I'm a very deep person as you can see)
So now you have to walk to school. The Populars drive by you and say::
"Lonely girl, you lost the only thing you loved."
(fucking pieces of shit)
You reply angrily::
"Hey Miss Murder can I?"
(I make no sense)
They drive off and scream::
"I'm in the business of misery, let's take it from the top."
(these fucking pieces of shit make everyone miserable. Perfect business)
(lol why am I so mean to these Populars that don't exist)
You try to cross the street, but can’t because of a car wreck. You say::
"Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman."
(wut)
So you walk all the way back to the other side of the street to the store. You go in the store and ask the clerk::
"Something for the rag and bone man."
He replies::
"Here I lie forever."
You give him a strange look and say::
"New blood joins this earth and quickly he's subdued."
(what the fuck?!)
Then you get some chips, but you cant find your money. You mumble::
"The phoenix he helped create."
(I should be a poet because I'm just so deep about everything)
The clerk says::
"Last day of the rest of my life."
You angrily walk out of the store saying::
"Here comes the sun."
(The clerk's fucking dying and I just leave, singing about the goddamn sun. Wut)
So… You go to the Starbucks across the street and a lady asks you::
"Try and stop me."
(Bitch wanna fight).
To which you say::
"Can't keep my hands to myself".
…When your cellphone rings. It’s your friend. She says::
"We welcome you to the second chapter."
You tell her::
"And I'd give up forever to touch you."
(gettin' spicy)
So she gets mad and hangs up the phone. You yell::
(I guess she didn't like that)
"Well, maybe I'm a crook for stealing your heart away."
(I'm romantic as fuck)
People start to think you have problems, so you tell them::
"You've got secrets."
The man at the counter tells you::
"Turn away."
So you say::
"8 o'clock, a winter afternoon, spent here writing my defense."
Then you leave the Starbucks. You can cross the street to get to school now:
"Does it start all at once?"
You get across the street and a rabid dog starts to chase you; you scream::
"I'll vomit illusions."
(especially if I do get bit by this rabid dog)
When you get away, you say::
"So clever."
('cuz I iz)
You finally get to school. Teacher wants to know why you’re late.:
"She said, 'I'll throw myself away'."
(the fuck?)
She doesn't believe you. So you tell her::
"Like a shadow on a shadow, a phantom in a film strip."
(I am just so deep that I can't handle it)
She still does not believe you, so she sends you to the principal. He asks::
"Give any reason to believe 'cause I swear I'm done here."
(lol this is perf)
So you reply::
"In my hand, a legacy of memories."
(Still deep)
He thinks you are getting an attitude so he tells you::
"So, here I am again."
Then sends you to detention. You mumble::
"T'ain't no big thing to wait for the bell to ring."
(well if I'm angry and mumbling, then it is a big thing)
Sitting in detention… You meet a butch girl named Ashley. She asks you::
"There ain't no reason you and me should be alone tonight yeah baby."
(awww snap)
You look at her in horror and tell her::
"Search for the answers I knew all along."
(this conversation makes no sense)
Then move to the other side of the class. She Yells::
"She was kissing somebody who wasn't her boyfriend!"
(aww snap! bitch starting rumors)
There are people in the back trying to sing. It’s really bad. You tell them:
"You brace and hold it all inside."
(apparently not if they're singing aloud)
They get mad and say::
"Help! I need somebody! Help!"
So you just go to sleep for the rest of the time. When you wake up, it’s 4:00. You look around and say::
"I hate this town."
You ask the teacher why he didn't wake you up, and he says::
"You've got to live to learn."
(fuck you too)
So you run all the way home. Mom wants to know where you’ve been.:
"I'm sinkin' like a stone in the sea."
(why am I so deep?)
But she doesn't wanna hear it. She grounds you and you say::
"Do you wanna dance?"
(I'm a smooth little fuck)
So she yells back::
"Happiness hit her like a train on a track."
(WHOA WHAT)
You stomp up to your room and trip over the top stair; you yell::
"Yeah, but nobody searches."
Then you go in your room and text your lover. He/she texts::
"Too late - this is not the answer."
(such deep)
You get mad and say::
"Some saw the sun."
(I'm terrible at being angry)
Then he/she says::
"I don't like the way he's looking at you."
(oh shit!)
Then you get so mad you throw your phone at the wall, and it breaks.:”
"You mean that much to me."
(oh shit I think I'm going throw a bad breakup)
You sit in your room for the next 4 hours saying:
"Let's get it out of this town."
(no)
Your mom thinks you're going crazy, so she says::
"I will dedicate and sacrifice my every-thing for just a seconds worth of how my story's ending."
(my mom's deep as fuck too)
You look at her crazy, then walk away saying::
"Everyone's a passenger tonight."
She throws a frying pan at you and you scream::
(lol why a frying pan? She cray)
"I try to make it through my life; in my way, there's you."
(I guess me and my mom don't have a good relationship)
She yells Back::
"Everything's so blurry."
(then get some glasses, yo)
So you storm up to your room again and say::
"Here we go again, infatuation touches me."
(wait. Did I go to my room to masturbate?)
Then you get in the shower and sing::
"I'm not a perfect person."
(getting deep once again and crying about my terrible day)
Then before you go to bed you pray that::
"Like shining oil, this night is dripping down."
(weird-ass prayer).
I had way too much fun with this. I'm gonna go read now.
If you read to the end, you deserve a cookie. Go eat a cookie, beautiful one.