I got my period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!! You know what that means!!!!!!!!!
I'm now bleeding out the lining of my uterus!
I'm going to take a shower and then shove a new tampon in my vag and then go to bed!
How it happened was, I let out a massive fart and blood came out of my ass and vagina at the same time. It got all over my pants. I am now wearing bloody underwear with bloody pants and I feel blood flowing down my leg. Now I need a shower and I'm going to wash my pants and underwear after I shower and shove a tampon up my wrinkly taco. The fart smelled like straight up shit with blood mixed in.
I fart a lot while I'm on my period.
My farts always smell like an 85 year olds butt cheek.
Or like an egg ate garlic and farted in a sulfur pit.
My farts are gross.
My booty hole blows lotsa air biscuits!
It's so loud too.
I once had the back door cracked open, and my cat was asleep on the couch. Well, I farted SO LOUD that it scared her and she ran out of the house.