It's PeriodButter and Jelly Time! Funny.

I got my period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!! You know what that means!!!!!!!!!
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I'm now bleeding out the lining of my uterus!
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I'm going to take a shower and then shove a new tampon in my vag and then go to bed!

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How it happened was, I let out a massive fart and blood came out of my ass and vagina at the same time. It got all over my pants. I am now wearing bloody underwear with bloody pants and I feel blood flowing down my leg. Now I need a shower and I'm going to wash my pants and underwear after I shower and shove a tampon up my wrinkly taco. The fart smelled like straight up shit with blood mixed in.

I fart a lot while I'm on my period.

My farts always smell like an 85 year olds butt cheek.

Or like an egg ate garlic and farted in a sulfur pit.

My farts are gross.

My booty hole blows lotsa air biscuits!

It's so loud too.

I once had the back door cracked open, and my cat was asleep on the couch. Well, I farted SO LOUD that it scared her and she ran out of the house.
March 17th, 2015 at 03:11am