Something Is Dying, and I'm Hurt.

It's my uterus, Mibba.

My uterus is dying and there's nothing I can do about it.

My uterus was stabbed last night with a knife and now blood is flowing out of my taco

My uterus...

MY UTERUS!

I'm eating a slice of pizza (a hunt brothers slice) and the pizza sauce looks like blood.

WHY MUST THE PIZZA SAUCE LOOK LIKE BLOOD???

PIZZA SAUCE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE BLOOD!

I'm also simultaneously singing, "Bleed it out" by Linkin Park and "Bleeding Love" by Leona Lewis at the top of my lungs and my cat looks worried.

I threw a pepperoni at her.

She ate it.

Now she's looking at me like, "Da fuq?"

Anyways, if you hear on the news about a woman who was found murdered in her own home covered in blood, then that's me.

That would mean that my uterus murdered me.