April Fool's Day Is No Joking Matter

Sorry to burst your bubble of ignorance, but April Fool's Day should not be celebrated. I hate to be the Debby-Downer on this otherwise shit parade, but you need to realize what April Fool's Day is actually a part of. Millions of people, millions of innocent lives, die every year on this exact day. Some of that is even caused by April Fool's Day Pranks gone wrong. Yeah, never thought about that, did you? So, while you're laughing and flailing your head back from websites changing their formats or sending your friend a link to ThePornTimes, consider how many people are dying because of your sheer will to ignore the facts. Need more proof? Have I failed to persuade you? Fine, be skeptical. But here's one link that will surely change your mind (sorry if you're sensitive to these kind of videos, but you need to face the facts).

Here's the link, kumquats.