then i see the clock and it's 8am
bitch wtf i slept at 4am
im too tired for this shit
i couldn't sleep tho so i kicked the comforters off and just tried to make myself as comfortable as i can and then slept
I wake up again and it's 12am and it's 100 fucking degrees
THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD TRY TO DO OUR BEST TO STOP CLIMATE CHANGE BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE (me) GET THEIR BEAUTY SLEEP DISTURBED
PEOPLE ARE SWEATING
DEHYDRATED
CHILDREN EVERYWHERE NEED WATER
anyway so I go down stairs and eat lunch and just hang out in my grandma's room because it's too hot upstairs.
I find out that my mom's going to the mall with the maid and i just dont care as long as i have someone with me at home because I tried to play silent hill pt yesterday with my friends and just shit myself
and then the other maid comes along and asks me what i want for afternoon snack (note this was around 1pm) and i tell her that i wanted fried bananas later
then at 2pm, she says bye to me while i'm being a lazy ass on the couch (i haven't moved since 1pm) and I just wave her off
then i see my phone's at 3% and i call the 2nd maid and ask if she can go to the living room and keep me company cause i'm a scared little shit
then she tells me that she's at the market
then i also realize that i'm all alone because I wanted fried bananas
fuck kimi why do you have to eat 4 times a day
but hallelujah, my aunt comes to the house and looks for something inside and i run up to my room and grab the powerbank and run back down and lie down in front of the television again
and then lo and behold at 4pm, my mom comes home and yay!
then later the maid comes home too
but they're like "why havent you showered....."
what is shower
then fast forward 2 hours, it's 6pm and i still haven't showered
but it's okay everyone, i'm not that much of a slob, i showered after i ate dinner
but while i was showering, i recall telling my dad that i only brush my teeth twice when my mom and i were giving him shit for brushing his teeth everytime he ate stuff
then i realize
wow
this is my 1st toothbrush today
my dad will be proud
I'd like to have an award on being the laziest and slobbiest shit ever ty
Edit: it's also been a year since i last cleaned my belly button
Edit edit: its 3am theres a little girl screaming outside fuck this shit im going to bed