Reverse Fairy Tale? Help!

So I'm thinking of writing a reverse fairy tale. Ideas I have so far

-Emo Ariel
-Cinderella is evil
-The three bears where Goldilocks and her dad are actually poachers and they kill the three bears and make a lovely rug out of papa bear, a blanket and a pillow out of mama bear, and a throw pillow out of baby bear.
-Peter Pan is evil
-Robin Hood does crack
-Snow White Does Crack
-Every fairy tale character does crack
-Cinderella rides mutant ninja zombies to defeat the evil queen

So those are the ideas that I have so far. What idea sounds the best? Or if you have other ideas that sound better then just let me know :)