You Are a Sexy Sea Dolphin in a Sea of Shrimp

Yep. I was browsing through Mibba and an ad that said that was on the site. I didn't even finish looking at it to bother knowing what it was about. Most likely a dolphin shaped dildo or vibrator or a shrimp shaped dildo or vibrator XD. Kidding.

Shit I need 100 words.

My favorite word is shit.

Still need 100 words.

If I'm a sexy sea dolphin, does that mean that there are land dolphins? I mean, there must be land dolphins because if not, why add the "sea" part to dolphin? They could have just used dolphin but nooo they had to say sea dolphin. SEA!
June 2nd, 2015 at 01:21pm