Literature Prostitutes, Unite!

Funny story, guys. I just had to share this.

So, up there in the pretty, shiny title. You know, up there *points*
is the term "Literature Prostitute". I don't know whether those words together are a thing, but I like to think that my friend made it up. If he didn't, then whoever did can just go and play the Lord of the Rings Drinking Game or something. I don't know. Just get that person out of my sight.

Anyway, about the term. According to my friend, the term is ment as a noun to describe someone that, and I quote, "I don't know, writes more than two sentences a day! That's just insane."

If we follow my good friends reasoning here, that means that definitely all of us here on Mibba is a Literature Prostitute. If we follow his logic once again, I'm sure that the majority of us, including myself, are "Literary Mega Super Whores". LMAO, people.

Now, before the claims of bashing and insults go around, this isn't ment to insult anybody. My friend is indeed still my friend. He ment this all in jest when I shows him last year's attempted NaNo piece. I simply thought that this was freaking hilarious. Writer to writer, I was laughing my butt off. I never would've thought that I'd have heard those words all together in a sentence. But I did. And it was funny. And I'm totally going to use that term now. Thank you, Andrew dear pal, for inventing that! xD

Love y'all,
Hannah
June 21st, 2015 at 02:06am