My Job & Just How Old I Am

Work;
There are many things I love about working at Bath & Body Works, and a few things I absolutely cannot stand.
List of things I love:
-Helping People.
It is genuinely satisfying when you are thanked for helping with someone's purchases and feel like you have made someone's day.
-Smelling amazing EVERY DAMN DAY.
Let's face it, BBW knows what's up.
-My coworkers.
Amazing people just tryin'a get by!
-Challenging work.
I like a challenge. You could say I'm competitive.
-Discounts & Freebies.
I love expecting free product every month. :)

List of things I hate:
-Questions. So many questions!
I have no idea if these products will irritate your eczema. I don't know if it's made with whatever chemical you are allergic to, but here is the customer service number.
-Shoplifters.
Really? Really? You're going to try and hide behind a sign and drop a 75% off body cream in your bag? It's literally 3 dollars.
-Coupons
I'm very, very sorry but you cannot use a Bed, Bath, and Beyond coupon here.

I'm Old;
Today, as I was taking off my makeup in the bathroom mirror, I realized that I have a small cluster of grey hairs right underneath my bangs. I knew this day would come, but, Jesus Christ, 23? That's it? That's when it begins?
I also have a lot more forehead lines than I use to. Probably because I have been frowning and raising my eyebrows a lot more since I started working in retail 6 years ago.

Seriously though. This Mibba account is also about 7 years old. SEVEN YEARS OLD. If it was my child it would be in the second grade or some shit! Good lord. What happened to me? Make it stop!